DerpLab FarmStead Blog

 After getting rid of the couch, everything suddenly picked up speed. It’s funny how one big piece leaving the house can break the logjam. Once that thing was gone, it felt like the whole downsizing machine finally kicked into gear. We’ve been listing, selling, and giving away stuff nonstop — and apparently even the weird projects I built over the years have a place in someone else’s world.      Case in point: the French‑cleat “pho wall TV hanger.”      We had no idea what to call it when we listed it, so we just threw up pictures and called it "lumber" and hoped for the best. The guy who came to get it said he wanted to use it for his TV… which, honestly, is exactly what I built it for. I walked him through how I had it mounted, and what he thought was going to be a whole project turned out to be exactly what he needed. Always nice when something you made gets a second life instead of ending up in a landfill.      With the couch gone, t...

     Well… the couch is finally gone. In the end, we just listed it for free because at this point it was less about the money and more about getting the living room back so I can keep moving on the house. And honestly, the second it left, the room felt twice as big. It’s wild how much space furniture eats without you realizing it.      Now that the living room is cleared out, I can finally get back to the real work: scraping the popcorn ceiling, skim coating it, and trying to make the place look like it wasn’t built by someone who hated drywall. You can see every spot something’s ever been hung, every bad tape job from the original build, every little flaw that’s been hiding behind furniture for years. When I did the dining room, I ended up cutting out and replacing tape in several places, so I’m assuming the living room is going to be the same kind of adventure.      Meanwhile, we’re still sorting through the house, listing things as we com...

     Some weekends feel productive. Some feel chaotic. And then there are weekends like this one — where you do a ton of work, make real progress, and still somehow feel stuck in the same spot. We washed both cars, which sounds small, but honestly the Jeep hasn’t been that clean since I bought it. It deserved one last proper scrub before going up for sale, and now it’s officially listed. That should feel like a big milestone… but it doesn’t quite land yet. Probably because everything else still feels like it’s in limbo until the cars sell. And speaking of selling things — let’s talk about the couch.      This couch has been listed for weeks. It’s a nice leather reclining couch, and we’re asking a hundred bucks. One hundred. You’d think that would make it fly out the door. Instead, we get messages like:      “Can I buy just the left side?”      and      “Could I come cut it in half in your yard?” I don’t know what...

     This last week was another round of sorting, listing, and letting go. We spent a bit of time putting more items up for sale, and a few things actually moved. Every little bit helps — both in clearing space and in knocking down the last of our debts so we can finally put this dream in motion.      We’re still hunting for the right truck. After looking at way too many listings, we finally agreed on one non‑negotiable: it has to be a four‑door with leg room in the back. We like the Dodge MegaCab with a Cummins. The look, the space, the capability — it just checks all the boxes. Ideally we’ll find one with a camper shell already on it. We’re leaning toward a bumper‑pull camper so we can keep the truck bed open for the dogs and gear.      We got wifey’s car listed, and the first offer was a classic lowball offer. Marketplace never fails to entertain. I also listed my PLA filament, and it sold out in under twenty minutes. Wifey was a little su...